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Happy Bunny - The Spring Bunny

    The Spring time air was misty and stank of wet rabbit fur.  Out from the edge of the den emerged a white and brown furred rabbit.  This was a rabbit who had just had a litter of bunnies last night.   The spring air also brought out her husband Benjamin Bunny.   The mother’s name was Chocolate Bunny. “oh, dear what should we name them?” Chocolate whispered trying not to wake the babies. “Hmm, there are seven, so that means 5 boys and 2 girls, how about…Little, Whiskers, Venn, Milo and…Otis are the boys and Peppy and Happy are the girls.” Benjamin said. “Little, Whiskers, Venn, Milo, Otis, Peppy and Happy Bunny. Those are nice names.” Chocolate said. But Happy was a runt. This left her to change different colors such as purple, pink and blue and she got into a habit of saying mean things to people such as “I have a dream and in it, something eats you.” Then she’d hop off laughing. She got in trouble a lot, but she didn’t care. She just acted up more and more every time. When Happy Bunny went to Zoo Ville ( AKA Happy’s Animal school), she got grounded for a week every week, so it seemed like she was never un-grounded. She made everyone cry, even her siblings and best friend, Opal Ox. She even made Kenny Kangaroo, the school bully and his bully gang cry, and they were the toughest kids in school. But then Happy became the toughest. No one could make her cry, not even herself!  One day Happy  was bored so she looked over at her brother Whiskers and said “it’s sad mom dresses you like that!” “ She dresses you too!”  Whiskers replied.  “ Yes, but I don’t eat my shoelaces!” Happy screamed in Whiskers face.  
Whiskers looked like he was about to cry, but he held in his tears.   Happy was excited that today  was the last day of school “Hooray! It’s the last day of school!  Yes!“ She thought, while she ate her Bunny O’s then she hopped merrily off to school.  Happy was feared by all the students and even some teachers!   The only animal in Zoo Ville that wasn’t afraid of Happy was Xeno.  Xeno was a hard-core punk-rocker who’s dad use to be a classical rock star!  Xeno wanted to be a rock star like his dad.